1. Don’t pull your leotard down so it looks like it has shorts, it makes you look retarded, frumpy, and fucking gay.
2. What’s the point of wearing a skirt if it isn’t going to cover your ass? Don’t wear it.
3. This is a ballet class, don’t fucking tease your hair and put it in a messy bun.
4. Don’t come to class pretending like you’re injured and sit out. We all know you were out partying the night before with your sorority sisters, it’s all over your fucking Facebook.
5. Before you criticize how Pauline teaches, make sure you have perfect technique first… which you won’t. So stfu.
6. Shout out to MARY: Get the fuck away from me when I’m dancing.
